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Craigslist Musical Dedication

Hopeless Romantic


- 39 (Columbus)


Date: 2009-10-24, 5:50PM EDT


I am 39 years old 6FT tall 200 pounds . Christian, Looking for faithful woman 30 to 45 who would enjoy a very romantic man who enjoys a LOT of holding each other, giving her candle light bubble baths , opening doors for her, flowers, movies walks in the park holding hands or just out walking holding hands . I am extremely loving of the woman I would be with. even years later I would still be doing these things each day and I would not get out of bed before softly kissing her and whispering "I LOVE YOU" softly in her ears. I prefer women 5ft1 to 5 ft 7 and not heavy because I enjoy carrying her in my arms. If you wear it well send a pic, I'm not to picky if she's loving and faithful. I'm not looking for people with kids that are not grown. My kids are grown and not living with me so I'm alone and just single. I don't mind jealous or possessive women as long as your open with me and it don't cause problems between us. I do enjoy a woman who is not afraid to say I belong to her. I'm not looking for one night stands but as far as sex, If I love you what ever pleases you go's in the bed room as long as it between the two of us, I am very active in the bed room with who I'm with and I try hard to please the one I love in bed and out. I won't deal with an unfaithful person and I don't want ex's mine or yours in our life. I will NEVER cheat and feel free to test me on this when ever you feel like it. I Love the out doors and as much I love just being with you holding you. I want a woman who always wants to be held at home or out in public. I just went through a breakup and a layoff and I'm looking to hook up quick.. Send pics and tell me about your self. If I'm not interested I just won't respond. If you forget the pic I won't reply.
if your pic is to large to send thru this site reply and request my email and i'll send it to you .

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I love that this "hopeless romantic" writes a heart wrenching manifesto about how badly he wants to hold somebody...and then concludes it with "I just went through a breakup and a layoff and I'm looking to hook up quick."



* Guided By Voices -'Hold On Hope' MP3

I hate to be around her when she's like that


First of all, shame on CNN for attempting to kill the only bit of joy that may actually come from an office holiday party - that one guy/girl who drinks way too much and makes a huge spectacle of themselves - buy posting this article. It's bad enough that I have to attend these things every year, please don't attempt to kill off the one last hope of them actually being somewhat enjoyable.

I dated THIS girl. For like 6 months...but lucky for me, it was over the holiday season. So she gave two standout performances in drunken behavior, one at my office party, and one at hers. Once she started the drinking process, I immediately had to quit so I could accurately monitor her intake...knowing full well that even an ounce too many could mean the difference between her just quietly passing out, or doing really bad, vaguely insulting impressions of her co-workers...most likely while topless.

I think of her every time I go to one of these things, and I wonder who she is torturing now. Poor guy, I feel your pain. Oh, this year's office shindig is dry....i will not be attending.

Guided By Voices - 'Brides Have Hit Glass' MP3

Craigslist Musical Dedication Of The Day

Is It Really That Much Fun?!? (Columbus, OH)


Reply to: pers-834177687@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-09-09, 3:26PM EDT


So, I have a strange fetish. I like to wear adult diapers. No, I'm not a pedophile! I just like to wear adult diapers and like to meet other adults that are into the same.

Anyway, I just spent the last several days exchanging emails and chatting with someone who I thought was into the same fetish as myself. As it turns out, it was a great big waste of time. I was chatting today and we decided to me. When our schedules didn't line up I didn't hear back from her. Then I found out that I would be able to meet her at a time she was free. I sent her an email to express my excitement only to have it returned to me. The cause was that the account no longer existed. Same goes for the IM account.

When someone is just looking to have a good time with other like minded people, why would it be fun to spend days messing with them? Anyway, if any of you are looking for someone here on CL to share some time with, I hope you have better luck than I did.

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Um...is he looking for sympathy because somebody on Craigslist WASN'T what they said they were??? Come on man...and wearing adult diapers as a fetish????

Eels - 'Beautiful Freak' MP3

Guided By Voices - 'Hot Freaks' MP3