Craigslist Musical Dedication
The Divorced Bachelor..
Any Takers - 32
(COLUMBUS ONLY)
Date: 2010-03-01, 12:19AM EST
OK so I am not trying to steal this straight off of the reality TV show "The Bachelor"
There will be no Rose sermonizes or anything like that. However This is what I am looking do.
I am holding a 20 day sign up for my very own personal bachelor competition.
I am a divorced Male 32.
I am 5'6" Tall
I weight a little over 200lbs and when I say a little I mean a little. 207 is the exact number
I have a full time job.
I have my own car.
I have my own place.
I have my own bills.
Criteria for you to enter into this "Divorced Bachelor Competition"
You should have you own car
You should be shorter than 5'7"
Your weight is your weight. I am not picky just searching for someone to spend the rest of my life with.
You should have direction in your life. You should know the road you have been down and want to be down.
You Should NOT be afraid of commitment.
You should be Single. (Married woman or people in the middle of DIVORCE need not apply)
This is What I am looking for.
I am looking for 4-10 ladies who are hopeless romantics that are not afraid to lay it all on the line.
I want to start this Mid to Late March.
I am the Divorced Bachelor.
I am looking to get to know 4-10 ladies for a thirty day period.
At the end of the thirty day period I will choose one of the ladies to propose to (Remember the not afraid of Commitment above)
Now from the proposal step. 25-30 days after that we will have a beach wedding either in Florida or somewhere tropical.
Now some of the Need to Know before replying things
At NO point will there be SEX of any kind before proposing to one of the ladies who enter this "Divorced Bachelor Competition" .
There will be ZERO Trips to my home while this competition is going on.
All dates we have will be PAID BY ME AND BY ME ONLY.
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Quite possibly one of the worst ideas in the history of dating.
* Liz Phair - 'Divorce Song' MP3
"Your weight is your weight. I am not picky just searching for someone to spend the rest of my life with.
...best line ever. do i still have time to sign up?