NEW YEARS! lookin for 3 CUTE girls for LIMO ride! - 21 (Columbus)
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Date: 2008-12-21, 1:20AM EST
So heres the deal. We have pictures posted below. The first one is Marc (19), the shy one, 100% gorgeous with ehough to go around. The next picture posted is Bryan (25), Handsome sweet and sexy with many talents such as a love for music and wide diversity of knowledge, the "philosophical one." The last picture is me, Josh (19), the eccentric genius with a talent for all that is comical. All I wanna do is make ya giggle.
SO HERES THE DEAL:
On New Years Marc, Bryan and I are going to rent a Limo and have some alcohol, the only thing missing is the biological counterpart, the LADIES.
REQUIREMENTS: you have to have nothing to do on New Year's, your CUTE, and want FREE drinks in a FREE limo ride then email me back WITH, let me say again WITH, your PICTURES and we will get back to you. And dress is FORMAL, we are gonna be three studs, IN SUITS, so dress nice.
NO HOOKERS OR CALL GIRLS, THE ONLY THING WE ARE PAYING FOR IS THE LIMO AND DRINKS.
MAKE SURE TO FOLLOW ALL REQUIREMENTS OR WE WILL NOT RESPOND
Tough choice...do you go for the shy one, the handsome one with a diversity of knowledge(but who also might be in some sort of street gang), or do you dare take your shot at the eccentric genius(with his shirt strategically unbuttoned)? A brutal choice, I know...but it is obvious from the tone of the ad listing that it would be an absolute privilege to get to ride in this limo. Really.
* Soundgarden - 'Limo Wreck' MP3