Necrophiliac seeking corpse
Reply to: firstname.lastname@example.org [?]
Date: 2008-12-18, 11:54AM EST
Seeking a tall, well-muscled insomniac to indulge a very particular fantasy. I would like to see you lie motionless on a green-and-cream chintz bedspread, face-up, wearing only your plaid boxer shorts, with your arms crossed on your chest like a corpse at an open-casket funeral. You will sleep like a cat, and I will watch you, ignore you, go out for a coffee, or possibly photograph you with my BlackBerry. When you awaken, we will watch low-quality American television and eat coconut sorbet.
Snorers, sheet-stealers, seafood-eaters and those with a post-CEGEP education need not apply.
* Ra Ra Riot - 'Dying Is Fine' MP3