I want to be your human toilet - 31 (downtown)
Reply to: email@example.com
Date: 2008-06-26, 10:28AM EDT
I am looking for someone to use me as a human toilet. I am 34 years old, single, professional male with a smokin hot body. I am looking for someone that will administor both g/s and b/s. If you are interested, you must:
1. Send a pic of yourself to get mine
2. Enjoy humiliating me with your waste.
HOT,yeah? I guess it takes all kinds...ALL kinds. But that being said, I never, ever want to meet this guy! That is the weirdest thing about this missed connections...the anonymity of it all. This is probably somebody's dad...
Pearl Jam - 'Everyday People'