Missed Connections musical dedication of the day
The Top 4 Reasons You Have No Chance:
1) You misspelled her job title
2) You ADMITTED to not being able to afford a drink
3) You reminded her of HER DAD
4) She's a stripper
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HOT STIRPPER AT KAHOOTS - m4w - 46
I WAS IN WITH A FRIEND YOU WERE OFFERED TO GIVE ME A LAP DANCE BUT I SAID THEY COST WAY TOO MUCH THO YOU WOUD HAVE BEEN WORTH IT. YOU LAUGHED AND SAID I REMINDED YOU OF YOUR DAD. WE BOTH AGREED THAT DRINKS WERE TO EXPENSIVE IN THERE. WHAT DO YOU SAY TO YOU AND ME GETTING A CHEAPER DRINK ALONE TOGETHER?
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Motley Crue - 'Girls Girls Girls'
1) You misspelled her job title
2) You ADMITTED to not being able to afford a drink
3) You reminded her of HER DAD
4) She's a stripper
******
HOT STIRPPER AT KAHOOTS - m4w - 46
I WAS IN WITH A FRIEND YOU WERE OFFERED TO GIVE ME A LAP DANCE BUT I SAID THEY COST WAY TOO MUCH THO YOU WOUD HAVE BEEN WORTH IT. YOU LAUGHED AND SAID I REMINDED YOU OF YOUR DAD. WE BOTH AGREED THAT DRINKS WERE TO EXPENSIVE IN THERE. WHAT DO YOU SAY TO YOU AND ME GETTING A CHEAPER DRINK ALONE TOGETHER?
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Motley Crue - 'Girls Girls Girls'
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She wasn't worth getting a lap dance from, but you want to buy her a drink under "less expensive" circumstances....Oh god.
Maybe I dated this guy..... :-)