Missed Connections musical dedication of the day

The Top 4 Reasons You Have No Chance:

1) You misspelled her job title
2) You ADMITTED to not being able to afford a drink
3) You reminded her of HER DAD
4) She's a stripper

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HOT STIRPPER AT KAHOOTS - m4w - 46

I WAS IN WITH A FRIEND YOU WERE OFFERED TO GIVE ME A LAP DANCE BUT I SAID THEY COST WAY TOO MUCH THO YOU WOUD HAVE BEEN WORTH IT. YOU LAUGHED AND SAID I REMINDED YOU OF YOUR DAD. WE BOTH AGREED THAT DRINKS WERE TO EXPENSIVE IN THERE. WHAT DO YOU SAY TO YOU AND ME GETTING A CHEAPER DRINK ALONE TOGETHER?


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Motley Crue - 'Girls Girls Girls'

1 Response to "Missed Connections musical dedication of the day"

  • Mollypalooza Says:

    She wasn't worth getting a lap dance from, but you want to buy her a drink under "less expensive" circumstances....Oh god.

    Maybe I dated this guy..... :-)