This more of a personal ad(actually it reads like a sad cry for help) but I did indeed find it in the missed connections section, so kit was in fair play. Plus I just loved this one. It's painfully obvious the guy doesn't use a computer much(Caps lock what?) and his short, choppy sentences made me laugh. So did his undying love of pool.
old poolplaying animal lover - w4m - 60
HI! I AM 60 AND I AM LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO GO PLAY POOL WITH ME. I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE NICE TO HAVE SOMEONE TO TALK TO WHILE I AM WAITING ON THE NEXT GAME. OF COURSE I DONT TALK TO ANYONE WHEN I AM IN A TOURNAMENT UNTIL THE GAME IS OVER. I AM A SMOKER BUT I CANT DRINK. I AM KIND OF BORED AT HOME. I AM NOT SURE IF I WANT TO DATE AGAIN 'OR NOT. RIGHT NOW JUST A FRIEND.I AM AN ANIMAL LOVER AND I HAVE 5 DOGS AND 2 MINIATURE HORSES. I WALK WITH A CANE AND CAN NOT WALK VERY FAR. I LIKE TO HAVE FUN AND MY POOL PLAYING BUDDIES SEEM TO LIKE ME. I WAS GOING TO PUT MY PICTURE ON AND THEN I REALIZED I DONT HAVE ANY PICTURE OF MYSELF JUST MY ANIMALS. IF YOU ARE REALLY GOOD AT POOL WE WILL GO PLAY IN A TOURNAMENT AND I'LL BRING YOU IN AS A RINGER AND WE'LL BOTH MAKE SOME MONEY. IF YOU WANT TO TALK EMAIL ME. I WILL TRY TO GET A PICTURE AND WE CAN EXCHANGE PICTURES .
Heartless Bastards - 'Done Got Old'