Ten years ago this month the brothers Coen blessed the world with 'The Big Lebowski'
I think I speak for everyone when I say that Earth is a far better place for having 'The Dude' in it.
So in honor of this monumental anniversary, I give you my 5 favorite lines from 'The Big Lebowski:
IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER:
Jesus Quintana: What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!
The Dude: That rug really tied the room together.
The Dude: Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I need my fucking johnson!
Stranger: I don't know about you, but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there, the Dude, takin' her easy for all us sinners.
Walter: Smokey my friend, you're entering a world of pain.
OK, that was brutally hard...SO many classic lines in that movie...but those are five OF my favorites.
Captain Beefheart ' 'Her Eyes Are A Blue Million Miles'