Showing posts with label Foo Fighters. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Foo Fighters. Show all posts

Columbus 911

Ok...this was a story that appeared in the local paper here today...followed by a very brief commentary by me...and to keep it musical, I attached an appropriate soundtrack.

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Cows' escape ties up traffic
Monday, June 2, 2008 3:12 AM
THE COLUMBUS DISPATCH

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Cows that escaped from a jackknifed cattle trailer created havoc last night for authorities and northbound travelers on I-71.

The cattle were on a trip from Texas to Pennsylvania, police said, when a 20-year-old Westerville man's poor merge sent the cattle trailer skidding, popping open the rear door and setting free two animals.

Jack Millman had tried to merge into the center lane of I-71 at I-270 around 8:45 p.m., setting into motion the hours-long cow hunt. Participants included Columbus police with shotguns, a New Albany cattleman and an Ohio State University team with tranquilizer darts.

Millman said he swerved to avoid another car and lost control of his 1999 Dodge Stratus. His car spun around, facing oncoming traffic including the cattle trailer.

"I thought I was dead," Millman said.

The trucker swerved into the high-speed lane to avoid Millman but collided with the front passenger side of his car.

"He didn't skid and tip, he tipped and skidded," said Darah Huffer of Westerville. Huffer, her husband, Randall, and son Hayden were driving in the right lane when the accident happened.

Within 30 minutes, one escaped cow, suffering from a gouged eye, threatened to charge police officers. Witnesses said police fired about eight shots to kill it.

The second cow headed north and into Westerville, police said. It was captured and tranquilized.

Columbus police and the State Highway Patrol responded and quickly knew they needed help.

They called the Ohio Department of Transportation, Ohio State, the Ohio Department of Natural Resources and Franklin County Animal Rescue.

"Right now, we can probably use all the resources we can gather," a police officer said on the radio.

Columbus police Lt. LuEllen Kuykendoll said the trucker suffered minor injuries and was treated at the scene.

Police did not release the trucker's name last night.

I-71 north of I-270 was closed for hours last night, as was southbound I-71 because of gawking drivers. A second trailer arrived to transport the cows to their destination.

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"Within 30 minutes, one escaped cow, suffering from a gouged eye, threatened to charge police officers. Witnesses said police fired about eight shots to kill it."

WTF?? Have you ever seen COWS? Is there a less threatining species of animal on the planet? What kind of a cop is threatened by a cow?? They fired 8 shots into it...man, I HATE the cops here.


Foo Fighers - 'For All The Cows' MP3





Missed Connections musical dedication of the day

Today's entry is a series of posts actually...just a little backstory...apparently I am not the only person who reads the Columbus missed connections page EVERY day...this REALLY intense stalker guy posts at LEAST once or twice a week for this girl Nikki, who is apparently a waitress...the first post is his latest attempt to garner her attention, the next couple are backlash from people who either despise him or are a little afraid of him...probably a little of both.

Nikki - m4w (Gahanna)


Reply to: pers-700192445@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-05-29, 6:20PM EDT


I would like it if you broke the ice. When I see you if you would take my hand in yours, then I will know for sure that you want me to ask you out, and I will. I think I could fall in love with you so easy.





Nikki - m4w (Gahanna)


Reply to: pers-700360496@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-05-29, 8:42PM EDT


Nikki, please just give me a sign. I know that to you, I'm just a polite and quiet shy guy, who really doesn't even register in your brain as someone who matters, but I need you to do all the work.

I'll be in the womens restroom between 9:15-9:17. Meet me in the second stall, unbutton my pants (buttonfly, remember! zipper=some creep), and put my semi-hard penis into your back left pocket while whispering with your eyes closed "This is everything I hoped it could be".... THEN when you silently shed a tear, I'll know your love for me is an indistinguishable flame.

always yours,
no name/no age/no picture


Re: Nikki


Reply to: pers-700367828@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-05-29, 8:48PM EDT


OMG guy get over it you are now officially a stalker!!! I'm not Nikki but if she read all your postings and if she's smart she's gone to the police to get a restraining order on your ass!!! Stop posting your shit and get a back bone and ask her out - your not going to know unless you do it.

I tired of reading about your short comings as a man!!





Re: Re:Nikki (gahana)


Reply to: pers-700395140@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-05-29, 9:13PM EDT


Nikki, please give me a sign that it would be alright to ask you out. Next time you see me staring at you, Cough twice and call me a stalker. We will have so many memories together. xoxoxo


Re: Nikki - - 23


Reply to: pers-700544601@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-05-29, 11:41PM EDT


OMG man...there is something wrong with you.

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Could there really be another song choice??

Foo Fighters - 'Darling Nikki'