Craigslist Musical Dedication - Valentine's Day Edition
Looking For A Long Haired
Woman
- 53 (Columbus)
Date: 2010-02-11, 2:19PM EST
Hello,
Well, let me just come out with it! I'm looking for a special woman who loves to have her long hair worshiped. I just adore women with long hair and love to play, brush, & even shampoo a woman's hair for her. If you love to excite your man with your lovely long tresses, I'm the man for you! If you are a woman who has kept her hair long for many years it is probably because you understand the sensual power your hair can have over certain men. Let's enjoy your long hair together.
Me? I'm not a pervert and have no criminal record. I never smoked, didn't do drugs, and only drink socially.
Actually, I'm a sane, funny, educated, tactile, sentimental man who is looking for a special friend and hopefully lover. Your age or size doesn't concern me. I'm 5'7, 265 pounds, gray-brown short hair, goatee, and hairy chest. Cute & cuddly teddy-bear man who also loves to kiss, cuddle, embrace, & touch. I enjoy antiques, old books, auctions & flea markets, museums, traveling the backroads, history, small town festivals, architecture, old houses, jazz, & gardening.
Looking forward to finding you! Please put "Brush My Hair" in your reply posting title.
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* Pavement - 'Cut Your Hair' MP3
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OK, so the whole thing is a little creepy, but I think the line that really got me: "Cute & cuddly teddy-bear man who also loves to kiss, cuddle, embrace, & touch."
*shudder*
I appreciate that there is no mention of personality in there at all. Just sit there, be quiet, and let him brush your hair and it's all good.
Oh dear. Nice that he's sane, and not a pervert.
He just worshipes long hair.
Keep him away from me, thx bye!
:-)