Lodge Bar last night,
rock hard abs?
- w4m - 24 (Arena District)
Date: 2010-01-21, 10:02AM EST
I was out in the Arena District for my friend's birthday and we decided to go to Lodge Bar. For some reason the line was out the door but it moved pretty fast so we went inside for a few drinks. I saw you as soon as I walked in the bar. You were tan and ripped and you seemed like the center of attention. I quickly grabbed a drink and stared from across the room. You seemed pretty popular because everyone was coming up to you like they knew you. I normally don't go up to guys but there was just something about you. Your name was Mike. You were super funny and confident (almost cocky) which I really liked. After a few minutes you lifted your shirt and showed my your chiseled 8-pack abs, which was a little strange, especially after you called it/them "The Situation." I really didn't know how to react so I excused myself to the bathroom and never came back... I just got really nervous and you looked kind of like a "player." I wish I had stayed around and gotten your number. If you see this, please respond and send me a message. You seem like a really nice guy and I'd like to grab coffee or lunch with you sometime.
BTW I was wearing a black tank top...
She wrote a missed connection for Mike 'The Situation' from Jersey Shore. Really. Please, SOMEBODY email her back with this video:
* Jason Molina - 'Almost Was Good Enough' MP3