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Flawless Business Plan Seeking Teleportation Scientist
Reply to: personnel@unitedmcgill.com [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-04-27, 9:52AM EDT
We are a small group of very well qualified businessmen who have a complete business plan that aims to yield investors, and partners, 1,000% returns within only a five year period. We have all the pieces in place, including CEO, marketing, and finance management. The only missing piece is YOU! We are looking for a very motivated, team-oriented scientist who has experience in teleportation research and/or technology. We will provide patent funding and small stipend. Once technology prototype is developed, the business will take off running- or teleporting! Significant equity will be provided as payment. Send a resume and any other information that may set you apart from other teleportation scientists. Can't wait for you to join our team.
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Drats! I studied geology and library science, not teleportation!