Let me touch your fake boobs - m4w - 23 (Columbus)
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Date: 2009-04-01, 2:38PM EDT
I have never had the opportunity to play/touch a pair of fake boobs and I would love to do it. I keep hearing how everyone has them and this and that but I don't know anyone who does. I have had fake boobs flaunted in my face at strip clubs and when I am out but I have never been able to touch them. If this counts as being sexual then there will be nothing else sexual besides the boob touching. I don't expect anything else to happen other then me seeing and touching your breast's. For this I don't know I will pay for your dinner or something. As you can tell this isn't a well thought out plan.
I just don't encounter fake breast's everyday and for one day I would like to. So let me know what I've got to do to play with those bad boys.
If this actually works, I may need to rethink my entire dating strategy.
* The National - 'Fake Empire' MP3