Craigslist Musical Dedication

6' 200lb green eyed white guy seeks skinny white girl assistant - 42 (southeast columbus/ c.w.)

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Date: 2009-03-18, 10:49AM EDT

I am 6' 200lb, green eyed, good looking, intelligent, white guy who is recently singled and looking to date as well as build up a good network of friends to hang out with and go places with, as well as a personal assistant. Must be free to travel. Lots of fun and good food. Looking for a 22-32 year old fun loving, sharp, no drama. I almost rich and will take care of all of the expenses. Must send picture.


What the fuck does he want?? An assistant/girlfriend? Jesus man...try reading what your write out loud before you post it! And what does "almost rich" mean? I think I am going to start using that. Also, this guy looks just like my next door neighbor Carl, who coincidentally enough has also recently been 'singled.'

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