girl who dumped me over the phone at 1:30am - m4w
Reply to: firstname.lastname@example.org [?]
Date: 2009-01-26, 1:23AM EST
You called me at 1:30 AM to tell me over and over that you don't want to be with me any more. The problem is, I don't know who you are, and I tried to explain that.
In retrospect, it would have been more fun to play along, but I was a bit too groggy to think fast. Oh well, next time a wrong number breaks up with me, I'll be ready.
Give me a call if you want to practice dumping guys, I guess my number's probably in your phone now. Try to call before 10 though.
* Dear And The Headlights - 'Now It's Over' MP3