To my dumb ass boyfriend
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Date: 2008-11-11, 2:18AM EST
I love you. I do...but the fact that you are missing more than a few brain cells still never fails to shock me.
I didn't think it would really be a problem that you could be so dumb, but you know - I really miss having intellectual conversations. The only ones I have anymore are with my friends (who all laugh at you behind your back) or strangers. (Who also all laugh at you behind your back.) My Mother thinks you are mentally disabled...or, to put it more rudely - she used the big R word.
I know you try and I know your parents did a shitty job raising you - but for crying out loud, you went to school (I don't know HOW you managed to graduate, but you did)so you really should know these very simple, basic things.
Latest case in point: When we were watching tv the other night & there was a quick glimpse of Queen Elizabeth, along with some narration. You said - "The QUEEN?" And when I said - Yea, the Queen of England. The old bag, she's been around forever...you actually said "I didn't know England had a queen."
Um yeah and you're 24 years old??!!
God help me.
Sex Pistols - 'God Save The Queen' MP3