Okay Ladies... I missed YOU - m4w
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Date: 2008-10-31, 1:01AM EDT
Not really... I have always wanted someone to miss-connection me. I guess I am just too old, too ugly, too forgettable. So I am posting this (after a couple of beers and a muscle relaxer, I admit) to say that I saw me in the mirror at Lowes in Lancaster yesterday. And I wish I would have said to myself, "Hey sexy, what are you doing for the rest of your life?" But I was too embarrassed and bashful to talk to myself in public. I just want to say to me: You are a great guy, and one tall drink of sexy. I would love to really get to know myself better. So, if I see this posting, please get in touch with myself and "hit me up". (I see all the young kids use that phrase here on CL.)
Alcohol, low self esteem, and mirrors don't go so well together...
De La Soul - 'Me Myself And I' MP3