I'm an idiot - m4w - 31 (strip club)
Reply to: firstname.lastname@example.org
Date: 2008-06-02, 10:16AM EDT
I know I run the risk of being that guy that falls in love with a stripper. However I now believe I had it hooked up. I got a lap dance, and she did a lot more than normal. She asked me if I liked it, I told her she was good enough that I'd like to take her home. She asked if I was married and where I lived. I said no and about 10 miles away. She said ok, I'll be out in a few minutes to talk to you. It was late, and I had been there awhile. I got up from my lap dance and walked straight out the door. I didn't even wait a few minutes to see if she would come out. It didn't occur to me that she might have been serious until I was home. Now I'm left wondering if I really screwed up a night that would have left me smiling well into my 90's. Damn, I'm an idiot.
No, you didn't fall in love with a stripper, you fell in love with a prostitute! But you are correct about being an idiot.
The Kills - 'Pull A U'