Missed Connections musical dedication of the day

Today's entry is a series of posts actually...just a little backstory...apparently I am not the only person who reads the Columbus missed connections page EVERY day...this REALLY intense stalker guy posts at LEAST once or twice a week for this girl Nikki, who is apparently a waitress...the first post is his latest attempt to garner her attention, the next couple are backlash from people who either despise him or are a little afraid of him...probably a little of both.

Nikki - m4w (Gahanna)


Reply to: pers-700192445@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-05-29, 6:20PM EDT


I would like it if you broke the ice. When I see you if you would take my hand in yours, then I will know for sure that you want me to ask you out, and I will. I think I could fall in love with you so easy.





Nikki - m4w (Gahanna)


Reply to: pers-700360496@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-05-29, 8:42PM EDT


Nikki, please just give me a sign. I know that to you, I'm just a polite and quiet shy guy, who really doesn't even register in your brain as someone who matters, but I need you to do all the work.

I'll be in the womens restroom between 9:15-9:17. Meet me in the second stall, unbutton my pants (buttonfly, remember! zipper=some creep), and put my semi-hard penis into your back left pocket while whispering with your eyes closed "This is everything I hoped it could be".... THEN when you silently shed a tear, I'll know your love for me is an indistinguishable flame.

always yours,
no name/no age/no picture


Re: Nikki


Reply to: pers-700367828@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-05-29, 8:48PM EDT


OMG guy get over it you are now officially a stalker!!! I'm not Nikki but if she read all your postings and if she's smart she's gone to the police to get a restraining order on your ass!!! Stop posting your shit and get a back bone and ask her out - your not going to know unless you do it.

I tired of reading about your short comings as a man!!





Re: Re:Nikki (gahana)


Reply to: pers-700395140@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-05-29, 9:13PM EDT


Nikki, please give me a sign that it would be alright to ask you out. Next time you see me staring at you, Cough twice and call me a stalker. We will have so many memories together. xoxoxo


Re: Nikki - - 23


Reply to: pers-700544601@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-05-29, 11:41PM EDT


OMG man...there is something wrong with you.

******



Could there really be another song choice??

Foo Fighters - 'Darling Nikki'

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